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Here are some of the craziest laws I came across.

• Do you
  know it’s illegal to munch on a mince pie in Xmas? The law was imposed by Oliver
  Cromwell during the 17th Century because he felt they were not Puritan
  enough.
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• Another
  law dates back to middle ages which required all Englishmen over the age
  of 14 spend two hours a week practicing the LONGBOW, under the supervision
  of a local clergy. At that time there was no standing army, so in times of
  war noblemen were required to provide infantry including knights, and
  archers.
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• As per
  a law of 1837, women are permitted to bite off a man's nose if he kisses
  her against her will.
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• It’s
  illegal to wear a tall hat at the theatre and you could be fined for it.
  The law was imposed after someone sat in front of Oliver Cromwell and
  obstructed his view of the stage.


• Under a
  law passed in 1561 by King Edward VI you are not allowed to break your boiled
  egg at the pointed end and if you do so you can be put in the stocks for
  24 hours.
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• According
  to a law passed in 1313, Member of Parliament in Britain are banned from putting
  on ARMOUR in Parliament.